My Musical Is Becoming A knockoff GLEE :(
PLEASE RE TWEET: LOST DOG IN NORWALK HER NAME IS...
THIS is a funny :))
Me: Can I have a cracker?
Me: How many calories is this?
Carissa: Idk. Why?
Me: Because Im fat.
Carissa: Your just going to run It off anyway.
Me: How do you know I run?
Carissa: Your blog!
I am going to miss NHS:(
Best Website Ever!
On a Post-It? REALLY??? The 10 Worst Ways to Break...
A breakup is a serious, earth-shattering moment that in most cases leads to a long road of emotional recovery. So, why did Berger think it was even REMOTELY OK to break up with Carrie Bradshaw… on a Post-It? Guess what Berger - it wasn’t. And it’s still not. Before we get to our Top 10, let’s acknowledge first that there areserious long-term marriages and relationships that end...
I feel rejected I feel like crap I hate wasting fridays I hate my house I’m super depressed I feel a void.
Spring Break 10'
This is bull shit. I have been like hitting the track for like 3 weeks. I do not know if I have lost weight because my scale BROKE! Due to water damage. (Not because I’m fat) Ill I’m trying to say if I do not see results soon I’m going to eat a COW!
Tiffany: What? 5:35 PM Me: I shaved my upper lip :( 5:36 PM Tiffany: Mustache is gone? 5:37 PM Me: yesss 5:39 PM Tiffany: Im sure its not that bad yo. 5:39 PM Me: It stings! 5:42 PM Tiffany: What kind of razor did you use? 5:42 PM Me: A blade one 5:45 PMTiffany: Dont all razors have a blade? 5:46 PM Me: this one has five lol
Today was BS!
Baroque Bordello – L'autre